Prisoner (TV Series)
Episode #5.53 (1983)
Maggie Kirkpatrick: Joan 'The Freak' Ferguson
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Quotes
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[Colleen and Joan are overseeing Pixie's admittance to Wentworth]
Pixie Mason : You know, I've never been in a prison before.
[Colleen takes her hat]
Pixie Mason : Oh, thank you!
Joan 'The Freak' Ferguson : You are Sandra Louise Mason, is that correct?
Pixie Mason : Yes, but you can call me Pixie if you like, everybody else does...
Joan 'The Freak' Ferguson : Sandra Louise Mason, you are charged with four counts of bigamy and four of fraud, and are to be held in remand pending these charges, is that correct?
Pixie Mason : Yes.
Colleen Powell : Bigamy?
Pixie Mason : Yes. Silly isn't it, just to punish people because they like getting married.
Joan 'The Freak' Ferguson : I would have thought that anyone who got married once wouldn't be stupid enough to repeat the mistake.
Pixie Mason : Oh, that's because you haven't met the right man!
[to Colleen]
Pixie Mason : I bet you're married, Mrs?
Colleen Powell : Powell. I'm the deputy governor.
Pixie Mason : Goodness, I didn't expect anybody so important to meet me. Don't let me keep you from your work.
Colleen Powell : This *is* my work.
Pixie Mason : [to the departing police escort] Goodbye, hope to see you again!
Joan 'The Freak' Ferguson : [to Colleen] I don't believe this.
Colleen Powell : Yeah. Just gonna be one of those days.
