Prisoner (TV Series)

Episode #5.53 (1983)

Sheila Florance: Lizzie Birdsworth

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Quotes 

• Lizzie Birdsworth : [looking at Pixie's wedding photos]  Didn't you make a lovely bride. Just look at that dress!

  Pixie Mason : Oh that one was chiffon and lace, I think that one was the nicest one of all.

  Lizzie Birdsworth : Oh look at that. Your sister is a dead ringer for you, isn't she?

  Pixie Mason : Oh that one. That was Brian. I remember because I spilled champagne on my dress and it wouldn't come out.

  Lizzie Birdsworth : Do you mean that these are *all* your weddings?

  Pixie Mason : Yes!

  Lizzie Birdsworth : Cor! You must have been down the aisle about half a dozen times!

  Pixie Mason : Five, actually.

  [she picks up another photo] 

  Pixie Mason : Wait a minute. You're right, Lizzie, it was six!

  Lizzie Birdsworth : Well I'm buggered.

  Pixie Mason : So are the police; they think there's only four!

• [on finding Brandy after her suicide attempt - having slashed her wrists] 

  Lizzie Birdsworth : Gawd, I thought I was a goner; the old ticker was working overtime!