- Joan 'The Freak' Ferguson: Funny isn't it? It's not the first dead body I've seen or even the first suicide... but all this just seemed to happen so fast.
- Ann Reynolds: And you have become more personally involved than you would.
- Joan 'The Freak' Ferguson: Not by chioce
- Ann Reynolds: No. But you did go out of your way to try and help Coulson's daughter.
- Joan 'The Freak' Ferguson: Yeah I s'pose so. I should have stayed out of it; it was stupid bringing Jill here. I just never realised it would have such disastrous results.
- [the women are in Wally's pottery class]
- Wally Wallace: Ah, that's the idea, Lizzie. Now if you smooth the sides down it wont look so much like a curled up snake.
- Lizzie Birdsworth: [indignantly] It is a bloody curled up snake!
- [the whole class laughs]
- Wally Wallace: It's a very good one.
- [explaining to Judy why her most recent husband was so boring]
- Pixie Mason: Do you know why he didn't like those girlie magazines? Because they didn't have any *crosswords* in them!
- [last lines]
- Judy Bryant: Now what's wrong with getting married a couple of times? A lotta girls do that; it's no crime, is it?
- Insp. Lane: It is if they're careless enough not to get a divorce from one before marrying the next one. I've got a warrant for her arrest for bigamy and fraud.
- Judy Bryant: Oh no.