Prisoner (TV Series)
Episode #5.30 (1983)
Sheila Florance: Lizzie Birdsworth
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Lizzie Birdsworth : How come they've released him and Lainie is still here?
Helen Smart : Hmm. You know what I think? I think we have just witnessed the big cover up.
Lizzie Birdsworth : What do you mean?
Helen Smart : Well, it wouldn't look too good for the department or the cops if it was known that they mistook a male prisoner for a female prisoner. Can you imagine the publicity?
Lainie Dobson : Well I don't care why they did it. I'm just glad he's out. But I don't know what I'm gonna do without him.
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Lizzie Birdsworth : [to Nola] You can stick your bloody tobacco, and I don't mean in your pipe!
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Helen Smart : They are bending over backwards to keep us happy and there's gotta be a reason.
Lizzie Birdsworth : Well I say let's take everything we can get while the going is good. Do you reckon there is anything else we could ask for?
Maxine Daniels : Yeah! How about letting our boyfriends in for occasional visits? Say overnight?
Lizzie Birdsworth : Well, we used to have conjungle visits some time ago but they stopped those; it caused a lot of bad feelings.
Maxine Daniels : Bad feelings, eh? I'd call 'em terrific!
[they laugh]
Helen Smart : Well, I was thinking of asking the department if they'd mind me carrying on my trade while I was in here.
Lizzie Birdsworth : Well, you'd have one regular customer, old Ferguson!
[she laughs just as Joan enters]
Joan 'The Freak' Ferguson : Alright you lot! Move it out
[she leaves]
Helen Smart : [to Lizzie] I think I might give it a miss.
Nola McKenzie : You're all a pack of fools! Can't you see what they're doing? The more they give you now the more it'll hurt when they take it away.
Lizzie Birdsworth : Gawd! You're a bloody great pain in the bum, McKenzie!
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Maxine Daniels : This is terrific Lizzie! What do reckon you'll ask for next time?
Lizzie Birdsworth : Couple of new dresses, mink coat, and maybe a bikini to wear during my exercise period!
[she laughs]
Lizzie Birdsworth : What about you?
Maxine Daniels : I reckon I'll ask for a blow-up Mel Gibson doll.
Lizzie Birdsworth : Oh yeah! I think I'll have one of Gary Cooper.
Maxine Daniels : Who's Gary Cooper?
Lizzie Birdsworth : Well, he's almost as masculine as the Freak and twice as pretty!
[they laugh before running into Joan in the corridor]
Joan 'The Freak' Ferguson : What's so funny, Birdsworth? Have you been on the booze again?