- [Lizzie makes her grand entrance into the dining room wearing her new glasses]
- Bea Smith: Will you have a look at it; it's Edna Everage!
- Maxine Daniels: Yeah. Four eyes are better than two, eh Lizzie?
- Lizzie Birdsworth: What do you reckon, Bea?
- Bea Smith: Like I said, they make you look terrific love. Real intelligent.
- Maxine Daniels: [jokingly] Intelligent? Boy, I reckon it's you who needs the glasses!
- Lizzie Birdsworth: To think that rotten lot was trying to make out that I was going deaf.
- Meg Morris: Yes, well it wasn't a very funny joke.
- Lizzie Birdsworth: I can't blame them really. After all I did try and stir them up with all the gags I was playing on them.
- Meg Morris: Yes, well I just hope everyone's learned their lesson. Practical jokes have a way of backfiring.
- Lizzie Birdsworth: Yeah, but I reckon we should carry on with a joke just a little bit longer, Mrs M, to teach 'em a lesson.
- Meg Morris: What do you mean *we*?