- Lizzie Birdsworth: Guess who just did what in the staff room?
- Chrissie Latham: I dunno, Lizzie, but it sounds unhygenic to me.
- Maxine Daniels: Oh don't be silly. You're house trained aren't you, gran?
- Lizzie Birdsworth: I've a good mind not to tell any of you drongos!
- Lizzie Birdsworth: You shouldn't tale to Mrs M like that. She's only trying to do her job.
- Bea Smith: A good screw is still *just* a screw.
- Chrissie Latham: I dunno about that!
- [Bea and Chrissie both laugh]
- Lizzie Birdsworth: There are still some ladies present so would you just shut your mouth.
- Chrissie Latham: Come off it, Lizzie! I heard you was a right little goer!
- Nola McKenzie: You've had it, you bitch!
- Joan 'The Freak' Ferguson: Oh that's very funny, McKenzie! You step out of line and they'll have you back on a West Australian death row on the same day! And you think *I've* had it?
- Nola McKenzie: You pig!
- Joan 'The Freak' Ferguson: Think, McKenzie. There wont be any extra charges from me to keep you here and I'll say the other women bashed you. They'll have you back in WA so fast your head'll spin!
- Joan 'The Freak' Ferguson: There's no prizes for guessing who they're after. It's me as usual.
- Erica Davidson: Really? You do seem to feature in most of our troubles, Miss Ferguson.
- Joan 'The Freak' Ferguson: I am here to do a job, governor, not to make friends. Or are you suggesting something else?
- Erica Davidson: I was making an observation.
- Trixie Mann: Do I have to go around sour-faced like the rest of you no-hopers?
- Lizzie Birdsworth: Don't you call *me* names, you smart alecky trollop!