- Lynda Day: Kenny, I want your opinion on something.
- Kenny Phillips: Yes.
- Lynda Day: What do you mean, yes?
- Kenny Phillips: That's usually the opinion you want.
- Sarah Jackson: [Lynda takes her ruler from Sarah] What are you doing?
- Lynda Day: See where it says ruler? Well that's who it belongs to.
- Lynda Day: [Phone rings] Could somebody get that phone?
- [looks up]
- Lynda Day: We don't even have a phone.
- Kenny Phillips: Somebody's phoning us and we don't even have a phone?
- Lynda Day: Talk about a wrong number.
- Spike Thomson: Y'know what we're gonna do? We're gonna prove that neither of us is stupid. Well, except you.
- Lynda Day: [Spike and Frazz walk over] That's all we need, the Three Stooges.
- Sarah Jackson: There's only two of them.
- Lynda Day: Yeah, do you think they know that?
- Frazz Davis: I've got it! All twelve star signs. What's yours, Lynda?
- Lynda Day: Haemoglobin.
- Frazz Davis: Haemo... haemoglobin?
- Kenny Phillips: Have you got tarmac?
- Frazz Davis: Tarmac?
- Sarah Jackson: How 'bout zinc?
- Julie Craig: Or helium?
- Danny McColl: What about carbohydrate?
- Spike Thomson: What do we have, Frazz? We must have something.
- Frazz Davis: Well, I've got a comb and I've got some chewing gum.
- Spike Thomson: Yeah, we could always try bribery.