- Zachary Brock: Hi Edward.
- Edward: [Startled] What do you want?
- Zachary Brock: What I was wondering is how can you delete a program on the internet once it posted on a user group.
- Edward: Do you control the user group?
- Zachary Brock: No
- Edward: [laughing] Well Astalavista Baby.
- Zachary Brock: What about like trap door? They gotta have trap door don't they?
- Edward: Get out of here OK go to school or something.
- Zachary Brock: Your the Guru of Rome. Look you got to help me.
- Edward: No you listen pal not even God can help you now OK only Bill Gates himself.
- Douglas Wambaugh: [Blowing a whistle] That's it shut up! Shut up and sit down! Heh. I sound like Henry.
- Matthew Brock: So are we gonna to have to sell the house?
- Dr. Jill Brock: Of course not Matthew.
- Matthew Brock: Just don't sell the car. At least before I get my Drivers License.
- Dr. Jill Brock: Matthew nobody said anything about selling the house or the car OK. Can we change the subject?
- Matthew Brock: [Talking to Zachary] Hey Hugh Hefner can you pass the potatoes please?
- Maxine Stewart: Carter I am a Police Officer I can't be seen out in public with a man who dresses like a woman.
- Carter Pike: Why not your dressed like a man?
- Maxine Stewart: This is a uniform I'd say that's different.
- Zachary Brock: You put it on the net? You put the Z-Files on the world wide web? Gezz how can you be such an idiot?
- Kevin King: Hey don't have cow. I didn't know. How was I supposed to know? I thought you'd be Jazzed. I mean your immortal man. I signed your name and everything.