Julie Cooper: Barbara, do you spell 'faithful' with one 'L' or two 'Ls'?
Barbara Cooper: I think it's one 'L'.
Dwayne F. Schneider: It's two 'Ls'.
Julie Cooper: Two? That doesn't sound right. Are you sure?
Dwayne F. Schneider: 'Course I'm sure. It's one of the basic rules of grammar. Whenever the 'F' precedes a vowel, it's always two 'Ls', except after 'C', unless it's used in conjunction with a pronoun. Whaddaya think I forget these things?
Julie Cooper: [she looks it up] Schneider, 'faithful' - one 'L'.
Dwayne F. Schneider: When was that dictionary printed?
Julie Cooper: 1974.
Dwayne F. Schneider: Well there's your answer. It's outdated. It's an old dictionary.
Barbara Cooper: What has that got to do with it?
Dwayne F. Schneider: Well, it's just like automobiles. If they don't change the way words are spelled every couple'a years, how they gonna sell new dictionaries? Come on!