The Office (TV Series)

Training (2001)

Martin Freeman: Tim Canterbury

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Quotes 

• Rowan : Gareth, quick trust exercise, ultimate fantasy?

  Gareth : Hmm?

  David Brent : We're just doing the ultimate fantasy, we're all doing it.

  Gareth : Two lesbians probably, sisters. I'm just watching.

  Rowan : OK. Erm. Tim? Do you have one?

  Tim : I'd never thought I'd say this, but can I hear more from Gareth please?

• [David is singing a song he wrote] 

  David Brent : [singing]  Little while later I see a cowboy crying, I said, "Hey buddy, what can I do?" He says, "I lived a good life, had about a thousand women." I said "Why the tears?", he says "'cause none of them was you."

  Tim : What, you?

  David Brent : No, he's looking at a photograph.

  Tim : Of you?

  David Brent : No, of his girlfriend. The video would have shown it.

  Tim : Sorry. It just sounds a bit gay.

  David Brent : It's not gay!

• Tim : What in the name of Jumping Jehosaphet was that song about?

• [Brent believes anything with the Queen's image should be currency] 

  David Brent : In fact, a postage stamp is legal tender. A bus driver would have to accept that as currency.

  Tim : Yeah, that'd happen.

  Gareth : Well, if he doesn't, report him.

  Tim : Yeah, I'll report him while I'm walking home.

  Gareth : Get a taxi, if you've got enough stamps.

  Dawn : Or cash 'em in at the Post Office.

  David Brent : Shouldn't have to. Shouldn't have to.