Charlotte Francis: Sam

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Jo : It's all right; don't worry. Mr Battle's a sweetie, really.

  Rod : Aarrgh! Damn! Damn!

  [kicks a chair] 

  Rod : Damn!

  Jo : Rod!

  Rod : It seems that the little kiddies aren't buying our splatter gun. Little monsters. Thick, ignorant, stupid little bastards.

  Jo : Rod!

  Rod : Ah! Oh, S-Sam.

  [laughing in embarrassment] 

  Rod : What a lovely, what a lovely surprise. Shouldn't you be at, shouldn't she be at school?

  Jo : Been flooded. The guinea pig got stuck down the drain. Been given the day off.

  Rod : Wow! That's great! I bet you're a happy little girl.

  Sam : No, our guinea pig's dead.

  Rod : Right, yes. Not so good for the guinea pig obviously. Um, what was his name?

  Sam : Lucky.