Office Gossip (TV Series)
Work Experience (2001)
Pauline Quirke: Jo
Quotes
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[last lines]
Maxine : Uh, Rod, I just thought you ought to know that I've spoken to the MD and we will be changing the box.
Rod : Ah, well, good for you.
Maxine : Sadly, Joanna, I couldn't say that your daughter came up with the solution because, of course, she's not meant to be here today, so, uh...
Jo : You've taken all the credit.
Maxine : [to Sam] So, no hard feelings, eh.
[Sam shoots Maxine with the splatter gun]
Maxine : Joanna, your daughter has just splatted me.
Jo : She can't have. She's not here today.
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[first lines]
Jo : It's all right; don't worry. Mr Battle's a sweetie, really.
Rod : Aarrgh! Damn! Damn!
[kicks a chair]
Rod : Damn!
Jo : Rod!
Rod : It seems that the little kiddies aren't buying our splatter gun. Little monsters. Thick, ignorant, stupid little bastards.
Jo : Rod!
Rod : Ah! Oh, S-Sam.
[laughing in embarrassment]
Rod : What a lovely, what a lovely surprise. Shouldn't you be at, shouldn't she be at school?
Jo : Been flooded. The guinea pig got stuck down the drain. Been given the day off.
Rod : Wow! That's great! I bet you're a happy little girl.
Sam : No, our guinea pig's dead.
Rod : Right, yes. Not so good for the guinea pig obviously. Um, what was his name?
Sam : Lucky.