- [first lines]
- Simon: [drawing horses for the office pool] I don't know why I'm bothering; mine never usually gets past the first fence.
- Jo: Last year mine pulled up getting out of its box.
- [draws]
- Jo: Oh, me luck must be changing; I've got the favourite.
- Simon: That's a horse called 'The Favourite'. It's a hundred to one shot.
- [last lines]
- Simon: Perhaps I'm just lucky. You know sometimes, Jo, I think I live a truly charmed life. Hello.
- Terry Hill: Hello. Terry Hill. Cheryl's been saying that you're calling me a con man.
- Simon: Uh. Terry.
- Jo: I'll get your wheelchair, Simon.
- Simon: I don't think I'll be needing that, Jo.
- [Terry punches Simon]
- Jo: I think you will, mate.
- Simon: I've got pretty strong moral principles, Jo, and basically I can't cheat on a husband when I find out he's a nice bloke. And a member of a gun club.