Artie Lange: Artie Henderson

Quotes 

• Danny Sanchez : He completely destroeyd my life.

  [drinking at the bar after losing Taylor] 

  Artie Henderson : Look, Danny, I'm not gonna say it was a miracle you got a chick like Taylor; it was. Not gonna say you're never gonna get another broad like that; you won't. All I'm saying is you got to stay positive!