Norm MacDonald: Norm Henderson

Quotes 

• [Reference to Planet of the Apes] 

  Norm Henderson : Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!

• Smith : [after trying to fix Norm's bad back]  You know, I got to tell you, Norm, from the way it felt when I was pulling on some stuff there, I think you got a ruptured medial-thing there, or what ever you call it.

  Norm Henderson : Wha-what exactly do they call it?

  Smith : Okay, if you want, I will look it up!

  [flips through a thick book] 

  Smith : Look, you can see that guy's penis.

  [continues flipping pages] 

  Smith : Okay, I can't find it, this book is really big.