Tom Smothers: Dad

Quotes 

• Dad : Well, I don't know what's happened to this city. Smells so bad in that foreigner's cab I had to cut one just so I could breath.

• Laurie Freeman : Mr. Henderson, one of Norm's problems he's dealing with is he thinks that you don't love him.

  Dad : Fine.

  [sarcastically] 

  Dad : I love you. You know, you make me sick.

  Laurie Freeman : Oh, Norm, I'm so sorry, I had no idea what y...

  Norm Henderson : [cutting her off]  He said it! He said I love you! Didn't you hear him? "I love you" he said!

  [completely oblivious] 

• Dad : [to his son, Norm]  Oh, what's the use? You're always going to be a gutless wonder.

  Laurie Freeman : 'cuse me, 'cuse me, Mr. Henderson...

  [correcting him] 

  Dad : Oh, yeah - I love you.

  [with sarcasm]