- Max Denby: Listen, Laurie, I think I have to tell you, though: in the '70's I-I learned the Hussle an-and disco died. I-I-I-I don't think that was a coincidence.
- Norm Henderson: Hey, Danny, I got some bad news, man. Shelly is seeing some guy and I think it's serious.
- Danny Sanchez: How'd you hear about that?
- Norm Henderson: Well, I befriended her hairdresser. Yeah. I've been getting information out of him all week.
- Danny Sanchez: Did ya-did you really do that?
- Norm Henderson: Yeah. Problem is he thinks we're dating, so, ah, if I'm gonna pump him for any more information, then, you know... I'm gonna have to pump him for some information.
- [shaking his head]
- Danny Sanchez: Hey, ah, I hate to ask you this, but I really need to know: did you and Taylor have sex?
- Norm Henderson: Oh, yeah!
- Danny Sanchez: Oh.
- Norm Henderson: Well, what's a matter? You and Shelly had sex.
- Danny Sanchez: Well, no I didn't; we never went that far.
- Norm Henderson: Well, I don't understand.
- [confused]
- Danny Sanchez: We never had sex.
- Norm Henderson: I'm confused.
- Danny Sanchez: No - we just wanted to take things slowly.
- Norm Henderson: I don't follow.
- Danny Sanchez: You know how when two people are starting a new relationship...
- Norm Henderson: Oh, yeah, sure.
- Danny Sanchez: And they're just starting to get to know each other?
- [Norm gestures he understands]
- Danny Sanchez: And they don't want to screw things up by having sex too quickly?
- Norm Henderson: Dan', you lost me.
- Max Denby: My damn ex-wife, she wants more money from the divoce; sh-sh-she-she's bleeding me dry. If she'd just leave me twenty-five more dollars a month I could have her killed!
- Artie Henderson: Don't you get it? You're the man - you're James bond!
- Danny Sanchez: Am I really?
- Artie Henderson: Yes, you're James Bond. In the body of James Coco.