- Quon Le Robinson: [At Christine's party, upset she pulls Mac aside] The other gentleman are wearing sports jackets. Why didn't you wear that sports jacket I bought you?
- Mac Robinson: You got me a ski jacket!
- Quon Le Robinson: Sking is a Sport!
- Margaret Turner: [after a passionate kiss] Harry I love you so much.
- [Grabbing his hand and deperatly pulling him toward the door]
- Margaret Turner: Let's go home we need to spend some time together.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: [Stopping and turning her around] Oh Sweetheart, court is still in session.
- [Then smiling]
- Judge Harry T. Stone: I suppose I could stall for fifteen minutes. I've always wondered if this couch folds out.
- Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: This may sound dumb, but to me, being married means there will always be a surprise in your refrigerator.