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Super Karate Monkey Death Car (1997)

Stephen Root: Jimmy James

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• [reading from his book] 

  Jimmy : Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.

• [reading from his book] 

  Jimmy : I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung.

• Jimmy : Dave, if medicine tasted good, I'd be pouring cough syrup in my pancakes.

• Jimmy : Do you think Ernest Hemmingway ever had a book reading that was that bad?

  Dave : I don't think Margeaux Hemmingway ever had a book reading that was that bad.

• Jimmy : [Looking in Dave's desk]  Dave, whatever happened to that photo of your mother?

  Dave : Can you believe someone stole it?

  Jimmy : [Smiling]  Oh, right.