NewsRadio (TV Series)

Sinking Ship (1998)

Maura Tierney: Lisa Miller

Quotes 

• Dave : I realized that there were some things in life that you can't find in the afterlife.

  Lisa Miller : Like love?

  Dave : No, coffee. Speaking of which, do you have any?

  Lisa Miller : Love?

  Dave : No, coffee.

  Lisa Miller : No, I don't. Sorry.

  Dave : Well, then what's the point?

  [Sinks back down] 

• Lisa Miller : Sorry I'm late... Chambermaid couldn't get my corset laced.

  Matthew Brock : Yeah, I been there.

  Lisa Miller : You don't wear a corset, Matthew.

  Matthew Brock : I don't any more - I'll tell you that much.

• Dave : Well, sir - and this goes for everyone as well - there has been an iceberg warning. So...

  [all laugh] 

  Lisa Miller : Dave - an iceberg warning? Please - get real.

  Matthew Brock : [mocking]  Look at me! I'm a big ol' iceberg, and I'm a-comin' to get Dave!

• Lisa Miller : Well, I'm making a swim for it. Which way's New York?

  Matthew Brock : There it is over there.

  Lisa Miller : Matthew, that's an iceberg!

• Bill : [seeing Jimmy James' body floating along on a lifesaver]  Hello, Jim. You're not looking too well.

  Lisa Miller : He's dead.

  Bill : Oh, well then he looks great.