NewsRadio (TV Series)

Jackass Junior High (1998)

Maura Tierney: Lisa Miller

Quotes 

• Bill : How come no one thinks I'm funny?

  Lisa : How come no one thinks I'm female?

  Bill : We're just misunderstood, I suppose. That's why guys like us have to hang together.

  Lisa : Bill, I'm a woman.

  Bill : Prove it.

  Lisa : [Dryly]  Ha-ha.

  Bill : See? Made you laugh.

• Dave : Just because all the women are gone doesn't give you license to behave like animals.

  Bill : Why not?

  Dave : I'm just saying don't get too comfortable, seeing as they will all be back tomorrow.

  Lisa : I'm a woman.

  Matthew : But you're different.

  Lisa : No, Matthew, *you're* different.

• Lisa : I'm a woman, right?

  Dave : Last time I checked. Granted, that was over three months ago, so...