- Bill: Sorry I'm late, everyone. I was... meditating.
- Catherine Duke: You were sleeping.
- Bill: Right - and Gandhi was just a lazy little goof who slept about eighteen hours a day.
- Jimmy: [leaning out an open window] Say, Dave. What'd the - what'd the Dow close at today?
- Dave: Six thousand twenty.
- Jimmy: Six thousand twenty?
- Dave: Yep.
- Jimmy: Oh.
- [Jimmy drops out the window; cut to reality, Jimmy is still on the window]
- Jimmy: Oh - I'm sorry, Dave. Say, Dave - what'd the Dow close on today?
- Dave: Let's check... Six thousand thirty.
- Jimmy: Six thousand thirty?
- Jimmy: [considers dropping out the window for a moment] ... Nah.
- [Joe is daydreaming that he has turned everyone else into robots]
- Matthew Brock: Hey - when are you gonna turn *me* into a robot?
- Joe: Parts come this weekend.
- Matthew Brock: Excellent. Thanks, master.
- Lisa: Say, what was that you said about judo?
- Dave: Oh, yeah. When the big man comes at the small man with all his might, it is the wise man who steps aside.
- Lisa: Yes, but at the end of the match, one man is small and wise, but the other man is big and wiser.
- Dave: Yeah, he knows not to mess with the little man again.