NewsRadio (TV Series)

Beep, Beep (1998)

Phil Hartman: Bill McNeal

Quotes 

• Bill : I took Lisa out to lunch.

  Dave : Did you?... Did you? Good for you...

  Bill : It was a lot more than lunch, you know. A lot more.

  Dave : Wait a minute. You and Lisa didn't have... coffee, did you?

  Bill : Yes, coffee... in bed... after we did it.

  Dave : Bill, you and Lisa didn't do anything. Alright? I applaud your misguided efforts to make me jealous, but I've got work to do, so... leave.

  Bill : I don't care about making you jealous, Dave. I just care about pleasing your woman.

  Dave : Lisa is not my woman.

  Bill : And how!

• Bill : You're taking it well, compadre.

  Dave : Well, you know, I - I try to, you know - for the sake of others. Of course, it's a great help to me that I have no idea what you're talking about.

• Jimmy James : Look, Dave and Lisa are better as a couple, right?

  Bill McNeal : Of course they are. They belong together, like H and 2-O.

• Bill McNeal : Ahhh, nothing like that tiny new car smell.

• Bill McNeal : Why don't we go out for lunch today? Just you, me, a bottle of wine, and thou.

• Bill : What's troubling you, old soul?