NewsRadio (TV Series)

Beep, Beep (1998)

Dave Foley: Dave Nelson

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Quotes 

• Dave : Guess how many pieces of gum Beth chewed last year.

  Lisa : Seven hundred and fifty.

  Dave : One.

• Bill : I took Lisa out to lunch.

  Dave : Did you?... Did you? Good for you...

  Bill : It was a lot more than lunch, you know. A lot more.

  Dave : Wait a minute. You and Lisa didn't have... coffee, did you?

  Bill : Yes, coffee... in bed... after we did it.

  Dave : Bill, you and Lisa didn't do anything. Alright? I applaud your misguided efforts to make me jealous, but I've got work to do, so... leave.

  Bill : I don't care about making you jealous, Dave. I just care about pleasing your woman.

  Dave : Lisa is not my woman.

  Bill : And how!

• Bill : You're taking it well, compadre.

  Dave : Well, you know, I - I try to, you know - for the sake of others. Of course, it's a great help to me that I have no idea what you're talking about.

• Jimmy James : You guys remember that, uh, secret workplace analysis I had commissioned?

  Dave : ...No.

  Jimmy James : You know, the guys who have been secretly observing everyone in the office for the past six months?

  Lisa : ...No.

  Jimmy James : Good.

• Lisa : [reading office report]  Wow, Dave - that much coffee you drink?

  Dave : Yeah, well - how many times you go to the bathroom?

  Jimmy James : You know, you - you two get a, you know, sequined thermos and a silver toilet, you could put on quite a magic show!