NewsRadio (TV Series)

4:20 (1998)

Dave Foley: Dave Nelson

Quotes 

• Dave : Is your own life so boring that you have to obsess about imaginary love triangles you're not even a part of?

  Bill : Yes.

• Bill : I remember we used to have what they called key parties.

  Dave : Key parties, huh?

  Bill : Yeah - you know, where everyone throws their car keys into a big bowl, and then picks a set of keys out at random, and...

  Dave : And?

  Bill : And then you get to take someone else's car home.

  Dave : Bill, I - I kinda think the point of those parties was to take somebody else's *wife* home.

  Bill : No wonder they never invited me back.

• Lisa : Did I get upset when that sweet 18-year-old intern from accounting had a crush on you?

  Dave : Oh, that's different!

  Lisa : Why?

  Dave : Well, for one thing, he was a guy.

  Lisa : Yeah.

  Dave : And he was convinced I was gay.

  Lisa : Well, yeah.

  Dave : And then he brought his mother into work and introduced me as his boss-slash-husband.

  Lisa : It was still flattering, wasn't it?

  Dave : Oh, lord - yes.

• Lisa : I get the steak, and I can stand the cigar smoke, but the boxing? That's just gay.

  Bill : You couldn't be more wrong. It's a fine tradition dating back to the cradle of western civilization.

  Dave : No, Bill, you're thinking of all-naked Greco-Roman wrestling.

  Bill : I thought it was a men's club.

  Dave : Different kind of men's club.

• [Joe is going to participate in Ultimate Fighting] 

  Dave : Have you ever done this before, Joe?

  Joe Garrelli : No, but I've seen it in pay-per-view. I never paid for it...

• Bill : This swing-and-swing-alike attitude might have worked back in the glory days of free love and Fredo's Retreat, but please!

  Dave : I think you mean Plato's Retreat.

  Bill : Dave, you're talking to a card-carrying member of the hot tub generation - with the emphasis on the word "member"!