- Morticia Addams: It's so lovely our status is finally back to quo.
- Gomez Addams: Tish, was any of that French?
- Morticia Addams: No. But I won't tell if you don't.
- Gomez Addams: I don't wanna be single... I don't want my footloose or my fancy free... I want my Tish back!
- Morticia Addams: Art can be a cruel mistress.
- Gomez Addams: That's my point exactly: I need my cruel mistress back.