- Special Agent Leory Jethro Gibbs: [speaking of Easter Eggs] They were hidden in the porn?
- Abby Sciuto: My cursor has moved across places that would make Tony blush.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Try and brand the cologne.
- Abby Sciuto: Why, you want some?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Nope, don't use cologne. Women I date think the smell of sawdust is sexy. That's probably why I don't... date many women.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: She looks awfully lonely back there.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: So?
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: So, I think one of us should go and keep her company.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Why?
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: She is one of us.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Kate... *scoffs*
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: What?
- [Gibbs gives Kate the "whatever" look]
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Well, I can't let her ride alone.
- [Tony unbuckles himself before Kate does and walks back over to Cassidy]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Why is it that women always want to fix what doesn't need fixing?
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Makes us feel all warm inside.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: So does scotch, but it doesn't cost you a house.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [after Tony apologizes to Cassidy] Why is Agent DiNozzo sorry?
- Special Agent Paula Cassidy: Because he blew his chance to get laid.
- Abby Sciuto: Perfume is expensive, Gibbs. I can't just hang out at the Macy's tester tray with my lab kit. They frown on that sort of behavior.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Buy what you need to, Abby, we'll deal with it later.
- Abby Sciuto: Bold, Gibbs. Bold.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Can I drink?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Sure. Sarsaparilla.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Sarsaparilla? Who drinks sarsaparilla?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Shane.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Who's Shane?
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Alan Ladd.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Who's Alan Ladd?
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: [re: images Abby's viewing] This isn't yours, I hope.
- Abby Sciuto: No. It's off Sa'id's harddrive. SOMETHING's wrong! The files are too big.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: [slight chuckle] Not just the files.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Bumps into Tony in the elevator] You had better have a good reason for spilling my coffee.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I do. I booked us on the first AMC flight to Gitmo tomorrow.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Unbook it.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I knew it! I told Kate you were pulling my leg.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: The Navy's giving us a priority ride today.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You mean it?
- [Gets the stare from Gibbs]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You do mean it?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Normally I hate priority rides, but who cares if it's going...
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: What's wrong with priority rides?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: C'mon, boss. You're telling me you like sitting on canvas seats slimmed between cargo pallets?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yeah, makes me feel like I'm back in the Corps.
- Abby Sciuto: Perfume is the most powerful accessory a woman can wear.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yeah, well, how much did all this power cost us?
- Abby Sciuto: Around fifteen hundred.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Fifteen hundred dollars?
- Abby Sciuto: Well, not including the tax. I stuck to the thirty most popular scents hoping we'd get lucky.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Ah, how fiscally responsible, Ab.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: I don't see Chanel No. 5.
- Abby Sciuto: Does anyone wear that anymore?
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: My mother does.
- Abby Sciuto: Really.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Ever since Marilyn Monroe confessed that Chanel No. 5 was all she wore to bed.
- Abby Sciuto: So... does your mother...
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Unfortunately, yes. Makes for terribly awkward slumber parties.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [after Paula shoots Nassar] I'd have killed him!
- Special Agent Paula Cassidy: And make him a martyr? No! This is *worse* than death.
- William Gamal: Well, the psychiatrist examined him and is worried for his mental health.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Why is it that women always wanna fix what doesn't need fixing?
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: It makes us feel all warm inside.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: So does Scotch