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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Abs, do you have him?
Abby Sciuto : [smug] Are you seriously asking me that?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [deadpan] No, I called to flirt.
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Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Never lost an agent under cover, Kate. I am not about to let DiNozzo screw that up.
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Motorcycle Rider : My bike was stolen, you gotta help me.
Agent Caitlin Todd : Who stole it?
Motorcycle Rider : Two guys. Their truck went off the road, I was helping them find their dog.
Agent Caitlin Todd : They had a dog?
Motorcycle Rider : A Shih Tzu named Kate.
Agent Caitlin Todd : [annoyed] They had a dog named Kate?
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : What's a Shih Tzu?
Agent Caitlin Todd : It's a little, annoying dog. Did they describe it?
Motorcycle Rider : Yeah, they said it had long, brown, hair, kinda mangey.
Agent Caitlin Todd : I'm going to shoot him.
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[Gibbs keeps getting cell phone calls about a VW for sale.]
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Do I seem like the kind of guy who would drive a *squishy little car*?
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Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [on phone to Abby] Put McGee on.
Abby Sciuto : [to McGee] He wants you.
Timothy McGee : How'd he know I was here?
Abby Sciuto : [putting headset on McGee] Because he's Gibbs.
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[after McGee follows Gibbs' order to tell the Deputy Secretary of State to "stick it"]
Timothy McGee : I told her, the Deputy Secretary of State.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah? How'd it work?
Timothy McGee : Well, she submitted a formal complaint to the Director.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : McGee!
[pause]
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Good job.
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Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You got him?
Abby Sciuto : Are you honestly asking me that?
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No Abs. I called to flirt.
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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : You know what? Can we stop it with the secrecy and everything?
[Gibbs looks skeptical]
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Here, I'll go first. I...
[deep breath]
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : I'm worried about Tony. There. I said it, and i feel *happy* now.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [incredulous and mocking] You feel *happy?* From *that?*
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Yeah.
[Stares at Gibbs, expecting a confession]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : What?
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Well?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : This conversation is over.
[steps out of the car]
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Yeah, I thought so.
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Agent Caitlin Todd : Cash, clothes, and a car. Everything Tony loves.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Let's just hope he's not heading for Vegas.
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Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Next time she calls, tell her two words from the bottom of your heart...
Timothy McGee : What?
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Stick it!