NCIS (TV Series)
Black Water (2005)
Mark Harmon: Leroy Jethro Gibbs
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Quotes
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Monroe Cooper : Monroe Cooper.
[hands Gibbs a business card]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : "The man who solves the unsolvable".
Monroe Cooper : So you've heard of me?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No. It's on your card.
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Monroe Cooper : I have a policy, Agent Gibbs. You share information with me, and I share it with you. We have a deal?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Ah, kinda goes against my policy, Cooper.
Monroe Cooper : Which is?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Throw people in jail who obstruct my investigations.
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Thomas McAllister : [as Gibbs sits down in Interrogation] I'm sure you hear this a lot. I'm innocent, Agent Gibbs.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I know.
Monroe Cooper : [from observation] What the hell kind of interrogation is that?
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Monroe Cooper : Elaine McAllister, the mother. Into the occult in a big way. Psychics, seances, all that weird sh... stuff. She dies in '93, the family falls apart.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : How?
Monroe Cooper : The old man. He took it pretty hard. He decided he was gonna contact the dead wife, starts neglecting the family business.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : What do you mean by make contact?
Monroe Cooper : He consults this space cadet, Saleena lockhart. Claimed to be a psychic.
Agent Caitlin Todd : I've heard of her. She used to have that, um... tabloid astrology column.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Eh, I don't buy it.
Agent Caitlin Todd : Astrology?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No, you reading tabloids.
Monroe Cooper : She weasels her way into the old man's life. Next thing you know, she's practically running it. McAllister Avionics starts to slide until it's almost bankrupt by 2000.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : How much money did he leave her?
Monroe Cooper : You're quick, Gibbs. Almost $10 million. He changed his will two weeks after the lieutenant went missing. The surviving brother, still fighting it in court.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It's kind of like Anna Nicole.
Monroe Cooper : Who?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : That's what I said.
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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Do you suspect foul play?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Oh, you know me, Duck... I suspect everything.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Yes, an admirable trait in an investigator. And also the reason your three marriages ended in divorce.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Oh yeah? All these years I thought it was because I was a bastard.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [referring to Abby's loud music] Your speakers are broken.
Abby Sciuto : Oh, Gibbs. That was the best part of the song.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Correction. Your ears are broken.
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Abby Sciuto : The bullet's entry angle into the side of the door is as obvious as Anna Nicole's implants.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Who?
Abby Sciuto : You know, married that old guy? Had a TV show? Got fat, got thin, got fat, got thin, fat, thin...
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Stop.
Abby Sciuto : Right.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Special agents...
Saleena Lockhart : Gibbs and DiNozzo from NCIS. How may I help you?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You're the psychic. You tell me.
Saleena Lockhart : Brian McAllister. You found his remains in Black Lake.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Wow, she's good, boss.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : It's on the news, DiNozzo.