- Nash Bridges: [to Kendell] You see this... this is good practice for you to see this
- [Joe and Iris arguing]
- Nash Bridges: in case you ever decided to have kids of your own
- Zack Spears: She loves me. We're soul mates.
- Iris Heller: Oh, tell it to your cell mate, bubba.
- Nash Bridges: Hey. Hey, hey, hey - I got a patent on that.