The Nanny (TV Series)
The Whine Cellar (1994)
Fran Drescher: Fran Fine
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Quotes
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[Fran and C.C. are locked in the wine cellar and no one knows they're there. Fran is screaming for help.]
Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock : Save it. No one's going to hear you. This was originally built as a bomb shelter.
Fran Fine : Hey! Don't underestimate the power of these adenoids. I once had next door neighbors that moved *closer* to the airport!
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Fran Fine : This room is kind of small, isn't it?
Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock : Why? Are you claustrophobic?
Fran Fine : Oh thank you, now you've put it in my head, and I'm reliving that dressing room at Lowmans... 200 naked women all screaming 'WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?' I clung to my mother's girdle! Dimples, dimples everywhere! And not a single one on the face!
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Fran Fine : I don't drink.
Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock : Then what do you do when you're tense?
Fran Fine : Hair.
Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock : What?
Fran Fine : I do hair.
[looks at C.C]
Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock : Forget about it.
Fran Fine : Okay, fine...
[singing, low]
Fran Fine : 99 bottles of beer on the wall... 99 bottles of beer... t
Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock : Can you do a cute little French twist?
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Fran Fine : [while she is doing C.C.'s hair in the wine cellar] ...Mint Chocolate Chip, Jamocha Almond Fudge, Pralines 'n' Cream. That's it. That's 30. Oh my God, they lied. Why? - 30's a lot. Is 31 so catchy? Oh, wait a minute. I forgot the sherbets. All right, I'll start again. Vanilla, Chocolate...
Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock : [stands up and screams] Stop it!
Fran Fine : You know, this reminds me of when Blair and Tootie got caught in Mrs. Garrett's walk-in freezer. Thank God, Natalie went in for a midnight snack, surprise, surprise.
Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock : These are the topics we can no longer discuss: what Woolite can and cannot do, anyone with the last name "Cassidy", odd-shaped moles on Eastern Europeans...
Fran Fine : All right, OK, but you're really restricting the conversation.
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Brighton Sheffield : [inhaling helium] My name is Maggie and I have no friends.
Margaret 'Maggie' Sheffield : Brighton, you're so immature.
Fran Fine : [also on helium] Yeah Brighton, you're so immature!
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Fran Fine : Ma, I hope you fake it better with Daddy?
Sylvia Fine : I was his first. What would he know?
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Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock : Tonight, there's a full moon.
[C.C. leaves the room]
Fran Fine : Well, I hope she packed a lot of Nair.