The Nanny (TV Series)

Stop the Wedding, I Want to Get Off (1994)

Gregg Rogell: Kenny Keroucan

Quotes 

• Maxwell Sheffield : Miss Fine, where's Jocelyn? It's time to give her away.

  Fran Fine : Too late, she's already gone.

  [Maxwell opens the door to see Jocelyn kissing Lester. Maxwell closes the door and goes back out to speak to Fran] 

  Maxwell Sheffield : My God, what did you do?

  Fran Fine : I didn't say anything to her!

  Maxwell Sheffield : Did you speak to Lester?

  Fran Fine : Oh, I talked to a million people today. You think I remember every Tom, Dick, and Harry?

  [Fran goes to the living room where the wedding ceremony is supposed to take place] 

  Kenny Keroucan : [to the seated crowd]  Uh... Ladies and gentleman. We're experiencing a little technical difficulties. So for your pre-nuptial enjoyment, the comic stylings of Mr. Kenny Keroucan.

  Kenny Keroucan : [confused]  Huh?

  Kenny Keroucan : [after Fran quickly urges Kenny to perform his stand-up routine]  So... How many of you been bar mitzvahed?

  [Nigel follows Fran to the hall, where Maxwell is still waiting] 

  Nigel Waters : What's happened?

  Maxwell Sheffield : Ah, Nigel. Uh...

  Nigel Waters : Jocelyn? Is she all right?

  [Nigel is about to open the door to the room where Jocelyn is] 

  Fran Fine : [excitedly]  Don't go in there.

  Nigel Waters : Why not?

  Fran Fine : Uh... It's bad luck to see the bride before the wedding?

  Nigel Waters : [after Nigel opens the door and sees Jocelyn kissing Lester, Nigel slams the door closed behind him]  I'll say.