The Nanny (TV Series)

Personal Business (1993)

Daniel Davis: Niles

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Quotes 

• C.C. : [commenting on Fran's outfit and matching hat]  Nanny Fine, a synthetic fur, how very P.C. of you

  Fran : [confused]  What?

  C.C. : P.C. as in politically correct.

  Fran : Oh well actually it's J.C. as in Penney.

  [looks at C.C.'s blue jacket] 

  Fran : your outfit is nice too.

  C.C. : Of course dear, it's an Adolfo.

  Niles : As in Hitler.

  [C.C. gives him a dirty look] 

• Brighton Sheffield : [Watching Brock Storm in "One Day After Another"]  God, this is boring. Brock hasn't even moved since the last commercial.

  Maggie Sheffield : Shh. That's because he's in a coma.

  Fran Fine : Look, he's gonna drool again.

  Niles : The man is a master of bodily fluids.

  Brighton Sheffield : But nothing's happening.

  Fran Fine : That's because you don't know how to watch. See how Nurse Judy is clutching the I. V. pole?

  Brighton Sheffield : So she's dizzy.

  Fran Fine : So she's pregnant. And Brock's the father.

  Niles : I thought he was in a coma.

  Fran Fine : Plus he's had a vasectomy. Is that man virile or what?

  Grace Sheffield : What's a vasectomy?

  Fran Fine : Uh, it's elective surgery, honey.

  Maggie Sheffield : Like when C. C. went to Switzerland and came back without her thighs.

  [Fran looks stunned] 

  Grace Sheffield : Did C. C. have a vasectomy?

  Fran Fine : [Repressing a laughter]  No. No, honey.

  Niles : [Smirking]  I hear she's given a few.

• Maxwell Sheffield : [talking about Brock Storm]  Is it me or is he the phoniest man in the world?

  Niles : Not including C.C., sir?