Quotes
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Niles : [dragging C.C. into the parlour] Come, come.
C.C. Babcock : Niles, what could be so damn important?
[he points to Leslie and Fran]
Fran , Leslie : [perfect unison] Hi!
C.C. Babcock : Good God, it's multiplying!
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Fran : Say hello to bachelor number 3!
Maxwell Sheffield : Oh, not you too!
Fran : What?
Maxwell Sheffield : I've been bombarded all morning with faxes and telephone calls.
[showing Fran the faxes]
Maxwell Sheffield : Women who want to date me, women who want to have my children, and this one wants to...
Maxwell Sheffield : [everyone's shocked] Oh, good gosh!
Niles : [taking the fax] I'll follow up on that one, sir.
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C.C. Babcock : [about Maxwell's relationship with Leslie] Well, I think it's very distasteful of Maxwell to be dating so soon. Isn't a decade the standard period of mourning?
Niles : Die and let's find out.