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Take My Wife, Please (2004)

Charlotte Ross: Det. Connie McDowell

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Quotes 

• John Irvin : Have you signed the card?

  Det. Andy Sipowicz : [after John passes him a giant card]  What the hell?

  John Irvin : I needed one big enough for everyone in the precinct to sign.

  Det. Andy Sipowicz : Are there going to be pony rides?

  Det. Connie McDowell : It's a nice card, John.

  Det. Andy Sipowicz : [after signing the card]  Any word yet on who's replacing Rodgriguez?

  Det. Connie McDowell : No, and I've been calling around.

  Det. John Clark, Jr. : [Reads Andy's message as he's preparing to sign the card]  "Hope it works out"?

  Det. Andy Sipowicz : Yeah.

  Det. Connie McDowell : Andy!

  Det. Andy Sipowicz : What? I hope it works out for the guy

  [looks over at Clark] 

  Det. Andy Sipowicz : Why don't you mind your own business over there, huh?

  Det. Connie McDowell : "Hope it works out" sounds like you don't think it will.

  Det. Andy Sipowicz : If I'd have thought that, I'd have wrote it.

  Det. Connie McDowell : Just add "good luck" or something

  Det. Andy Sipowicz : Connie, it's not like he's gonna be framing this thing.

• Sgt. Eddie Gibson : Gentlemen and ladies of the 15th, I've arrived!

  [salutes Rodriguez] 

  Sgt. Eddie Gibson : MIssion aboard, Lieutenant.

  Lt. Tony Rodriguez : Come in, Eddie.

  Det. Andy Sipowicz : It's busy, Gibson. What are you doing here?

  Sgt. Eddie Gibson : Ha, Ha, Andy.

  [to Rodriguze] 

  Sgt. Eddie Gibson : Sorry for the boxes coming in piecemeal. My car broke down so I'm bringing in loads in the wife's Festiva.

  Det. Andy Sipowicz : [surprised]  Those are YOUR boxes?

  Sgt. Eddie Gibson : Course they are.

  Lt. Tony Rodriguez : You're the new C.O.?

  Sgt. Eddie Gibson : The Chief of Detectives didn't give you a head's up?

  Det. Connie McDowell : No.

  Sgt. Eddie Gibson : Oh, geez! I'll come back after the tour.

  Lt. Tony Rodriguez : No, no. It's all right. Come on in.

  Sgt. Eddie Gibson : Chief of Ds told me today was the day, so I figured they'd tell you. But maybe it's for the best because I got about a million questions, Lieutenant. And I'm eager to pick your brain.

  Lt. Tony Rodriguez : Well, let's get started

  [gestures] 

  Lt. Tony Rodriguez : your office.

  Sgt. Eddie Gibson : Guys, just so you know, I'm well aware of the abilities of the personnel on this squad and I got no intention of fixing what ain't broke. And my management style? Hands off. Unless one of you really steps on your Johnson. Kidding.

  Det. Andy Sipowicz : [after Eddie goes into the office with Tony]  This is April Fool's, right?