- Norman Gardner: Is it possible the victim had no weapon?
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Hey, all's we know so far, Norman, is we heard some reporter called a low-life asshole turd pimp with the brains of a flea and the balls of a moth. But we haven't nailed down yet who was being referred to.
- [Sipowicz and Kelly walk away from the reporter]
- Norman Gardner: A touch of the poet there, Sipowicz.