Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
Space Mutiny (1997)
Bill Corbett: Crow T. Robot, Observer
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Quotes
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Crow : [the macho names they invent for the films hero] Slab Bulkhead!
Tom Servo : Fridge Largemeat!
Mike Nelson : Punt Speedchunk!
Crow : Butch Deadlift!
Crow : Bold Bigflank!
Mike Nelson : Splint Chesthair!
Mike Nelson : Flint Ironstag!
Crow : Bolt Vanderhuge!
Mike Nelson : Thick McRunfast!
Crow : Buff Drinklots!
Tom Servo : Trunk Slamchest!
Crow : Fist Rockbone!
Mike Nelson : Stump Beefknob!
Tom Servo : Smash Lampjaw!
Crow : Punch Rockgroin!
Mike Nelson : Buck Plankchest!
Crow : Stump Chunkmen!
Tom Servo : Dirk Hardpeck!
Mike Nelson : Rip Steakface!
Tom Servo : Crud Bonemeal!
Mike Nelson : Brick Hardmeat!
Crow : Rip Slabcheek!
Tom Servo : Bob Johnson! No wait...
Mike Nelson : Smoke Manmuscle!
Mike Nelson : Big McLargeHuge!
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[after Space Mutiny finally ends]
Mike Nelson : Boo! Boo!
Tom Servo : Man, a retarded jellyfish could make a better movie than this!
Crow : A severely impaired box turtle with a very busy schedule, just give him a camera for a day, he'd come up with something better than this.
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[Dave Ryder and Leah are chasing Kalgon in golf-carts]
Crow : Put your helmet on, we'll be reaching speeds of *three*!
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[the camera pans over a character that died in the previous scene]
Mike Nelson : Hey... Hey, she's dead! She died!
Tom Servo : Wow...
Captain Devers : Sir...
Crow : I think it's very nice of you to give that dead woman another chance!
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Wussy commander : This is mutiny! This is treason! Which I warn you I must report!
Crow : I just need to wet myself first!
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Crow : I have a whole colony of people living in my beard.
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Captain Devers : [referring to another character] Sir, we both know there's only one man here who's capable of combat. A man who's had training, both physically and mentally.
Commander Jansen : Alright.
Crow : [as Jansen] Fetch me my warrior muumuu.
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Crow : Oh, hey, Mike, uh, I'm a Bellerian.
Mike Nelson : Sure looks that way, doesn't it?
Crow : Yep. I just found out, and you know it's weird. It explains so much about me, about who I am, where I came from, what motivates me and such.
Mike Nelson : Well, sure. I mean, you're a Bellerian.
Crow : Yep. Why, don't I look like one, or--?
Mike Nelson : No, sure. You do.
Crow : I mean, I've got to be a Bellerian, otherwise I wouldn't be dressed like this. Gosh, am I a Bellerian? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have to be. Yep, yep, I'm a Bellerian. Oh, hell, am I? I-- No, no, no, I am a Bellerian. I am. Mm-hm.
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[as a character drives off in a tiny cart]
Crow : Herve Villechaize's death car.