- Ivan: What's your name?
- Nastenka: Well my name is Nastenka.
- Crow T. Robot: Miss Jackson if your nasty!
- Nastenka: Please, Rosy Fingered Dawn, have mercy on me.
- Tom Servo: World's thrown into chaos, earthquakes, floods, but whatever, you mend your sock!
- Crow T. Robot: Uh, little problem here guys... um... I'm a bear.
- Tom Servo: Oh I'm so sure.
- Crow T. Robot: No, I'm a bear. You know that little elf mushroom guy?
- Tom Servo: Yeah.
- Crow T. Robot: He did it.
- Mike Nelson: Oh. Huh. And where did this happen?
- Crow T. Robot: Just... you know... around... Some luck, huh?
- Mike Nelson: Are you sure you didn't just hot glue fur to yourself?
- Crow T. Robot: Yeah, I wish.
- Tom Servo: MIKE! HELP! Crow ate half of me then buried me in the dirt!
- Crow T. Robot: Mmm. Not bad.
- Mike Nelson: Crow, what is wrong with you?
- Crow T. Robot: I told you, Mike, I'm a bear.
- Mike Nelson: Now haven't we talked about this 100 times - about you taking your bear simulations to the extreme?
- Crow T. Robot: Yeah.
- Mike Nelson: And what are you doing?
- Crow T. Robot: Taking my bear simulations to the extreme?
- Mike Nelson: Yeah. There. Do you see a connection?
- Crow T. Robot: Um... no, I don't, Mike.
- Tom Servo: Oh!
- Mike Nelson: So, the first plot point involves knitting socks. I think we're in for quite a ride, guys!
- Crow T. Robot: [seeing the ugly, bearded group of bandits] Hey, look, it's the Seven Dwarfs: Filthy, Rotting, Lousy, Skanky, Scabby, Septic and... Doc.