Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
Jack Frost (1997)
Bill Corbett: Crow T. Robot, Observer
Quotes
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Ivan : What's your name?
Nastenka : Well my name is Nastenka.
Crow T. Robot : Miss Jackson if your nasty!
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Crow T. Robot : It's a three pig open sleigh!
Tom Servo : On Wilbur! On Gordy! On Babe!
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Crow T. Robot : [as children run away into the woods] Chernobyl's exploding again! Let's go watch!
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[first lines]
Crow T. Robot : Ladies and... Gypsy! Michael Nelson *is* Lord of the Dance!
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Crow T. Robot : I have terminal enchantment right now.
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Crow T. Robot : She should just start over from gene one...
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Crow : M is for the many time you beat me. O is for the other times you beat me.
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Crow T. Robot : Uh, little problem here guys... um... I'm a bear.
Tom Servo : Oh I'm so sure.
Crow T. Robot : No, I'm a bear. You know that little elf mushroom guy?
Tom Servo : Yeah.
Crow T. Robot : He did it.
Mike Nelson : Oh. Huh. And where did this happen?
Crow T. Robot : Just... you know... around... Some luck, huh?
Mike Nelson : Are you sure you didn't just hot glue fur to yourself?
Crow T. Robot : Yeah, I wish.
Tom Servo : MIKE! HELP! Crow ate half of me then buried me in the dirt!
Crow T. Robot : Mmm. Not bad.
Mike Nelson : Crow, what is wrong with you?
Crow T. Robot : I told you, Mike, I'm a bear.
Mike Nelson : Now haven't we talked about this 100 times - about you taking your bear simulations to the extreme?
Crow T. Robot : Yeah.
Mike Nelson : And what are you doing?
Crow T. Robot : Taking my bear simulations to the extreme?
Mike Nelson : Yeah. There. Do you see a connection?
Crow T. Robot : Um... no, I don't, Mike.
Tom Servo : Oh!
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Crow T. Robot : Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi-ski!
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Crow : Proving once again that slightly unattractive people are evil.
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Crow T. Robot : Get in there you little viper! Somebody needs viping!
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Crow T. Robot : They're swimming in my chili... the little creeps!
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Crow T. Robot : Shut your kringle hole!
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Crow T. Robot : Later, in tingly wingaly, picky wicky land.
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Crow : Michael Nelson is Lord of the Dance.
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Crow : Heckel and Jeckel in the Ten Commandments.
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Crow T. Robot : [seeing the ugly, bearded group of bandits] Hey, look, it's the Seven Dwarfs: Filthy, Rotting, Lousy, Skanky, Scabby, Septic and... Doc.