- Dr. Peggy Fowler: This is you, your friend Dwayne, and who's this?
- [pointing at a comic drawing Jonathan made]
- Jonathan: Dwayne's girlfriend Lisa.
- Dr. Peggy Fowler: I thought Dwayne said that he didn't have a girlfriend.
- Jonathan: He's lying.
- Dr. Peggy Fowler: Why do you think he'd lie about that?
- Jonathan: [shrugs his shoulders] By some miracle if I had a girlfriend like that I'd tell the world.
- Dr. Peggy Fowler: You don't think a beautiful girl would be attracted to you?
- Jonathan: Would you be attracted to me? And don't say "Yes" because we both know you'd be lying. Wouldn't even give me a chance; one look and you'd go running.
- Dr. Peggy Fowler: Well, you're not giving yourself much credit.
- Jonathan: Yeah, well, after the five hundredth girl laughs in your face you kind of start to get a complex.
- Dr. Peggy Fowler: Well, why do you think they'd laugh at you? Your looks?
- Jonathan: For starters.
- Dr. Peggy Fowler: Well, do you agree with them? Do you think you look funny?
- Jonathan: Doesn't matter what I think. It won't change a thing. I could buy new cloths, I could change my hair, I could be the most successful business man in the world. Even if people saw my face on the cover of Fortune magazine their first thought would always be the same: what a dork.
- Dwayne Banbury: You don't lower yourself to their level. And maybe some day they'll finally rise to yours.
- Dwayne Banbury: Hey ladies, there's-there's plenty of room at our table.
- [waving to two attractive girls walking by; they giggle and walk off]
- Jonathan: Are you nuts? Them sit here?
- Dwayne Banbury: If you don't shoot the ball, you won't score.