- Janet Dawkins: [George has misplaced President George W. Bush while rescuing him from a car accident] Have you checked in all the places you could have left him?
- George Sunday: Mm-hmm, Mexico, New Zealand, Egypt.
- Janet Dawkins: Have you checked here in the flat?
- George Sunday: I'm not stupid, Janet.
- Janet Dawkins: You're incredibly stupid! You've lost the President of the United States!
- George Sunday: He wasn't that good a president.
- Ollie: You've really done it now, Daddy.
- Janet: Why couldn't you just keep your Ultronian mouth shut?
- George: All I was trying to say was...
- Janet: George, people like Kevin Trench never let the facts get in the way of an exclusive. It was him who broke the story about Ann Widdicombe and Sting.
- George: You mean the newspapers sometimes print things that aren't true!
- Ollie: Give that man a coconut!
- [last lines]
- Thermoman: Evening, Mr Trench.
- Kevin Trench: Oh, at last. You get me off this bloody tower?
- Thermoman: Despite everything you've done, Mr Trench, it is my duty to rescue all human beings.
- [Trench sighs in relief]
- Thermoman: But not tabloid journalists. Bye.
- Kevin Trench: No! Come back!
- Ollie: Nice one, daddy.
- Thermoman: Thanks, son.