My Favorite Martian (TV Series)
Russians R in Season (1963)
Ray Walston: Uncle Martin
Quotes
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Uncle Martin : [government agents are persistently knocking on Tims' front door] Answer the door. You're making it worse!
Tim O'Hara : Uh, uh, just this one second! Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin, what do they want?
Uncle Martin : You.
Tim O'Hara : Me? Who? Why?
Uncle Martin : Russians are in season.
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Uncle Martin : You wrote a phony letter. The you scuffed it with your shoe to make it look mailed. Then you wrote this big story using the letters X minus Y-2 over.
Tim O'Hara : How did you know about the shoe?
Uncle Martin : I'm the Martian! I read the minds! I do not do what you do, which is pussyfooting around while innocent people sleep, kidnapping their mumblings!
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[first lines]
Uncle Martin : [reading newspaper] Hmpf.
Tim O'Hara : [looking up from his bank statement] Hmm?
Uncle Martin : Did you say something?
Tim O'Hara : No, you did.
Uncle Martin : No, I distinctly heard you go "hmmm?"
Tim O'Hara : Oh, yeah. Well, that was after you went "hmpf."
Uncle Martin : Oh, did I?
Tim O'Hara : [goes back to bank statement] Uh-huh.
Uncle Martin : [goes back to newspaper] Hmpf.
Tim O'Hara : Well, there! You did it again!
Uncle Martin : Tim, did you see this article? Your goverenment is spending two-billion dollars on a space program that cannot possibly be successful.
Tim O'Hara : [exasperated] Uncle Martin, I have in front of me, right here, my friendly bank statement. And over here I have my enemy checkbook. Now somewhere, between the two, a penny is lost, and the bank wants me to find it. Yes, Abraham Lincoln lost in a miasma of devious mathematics, and you talk to me about two-billion dollars? Please, Uncle Martin, can we keep it quiet? And no more "hmpf."
Uncle Martin : [goes back to newspaper] Hmpf.