My Favorite Martian (TV Series)

Now You See It, Now You Don't (1964)

Bill Bixby: Tim O'Hara

Quotes 

• Tim O'Hara : My motto: Never argue with a Martian.

• [Uncle Martin mentions reading an artist's mind over 4,000 years ago] 

  Tim O'Hara : I also thought you said you were only four-hundred-and-fifty years old.

  Uncle Martin : Four-hundred-and-fifty *Martian* years. Each year consisting of three-hundred weeks. Each week made up of eight-thousand, six-hundred-and-seventy-two days.

  Tim O'Hara : Must be murder when relatives drop in for a weekend.

  Uncle Martin : A man has to be pretty fast with a fork.