My Family (TV Series)
You Don't Know Jack (2004)
Gabriel Thomson: Michael Harper
Quotes
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Abi Harper : I'm so excited! I just can't wait! I really can't wait! Ooh! How am I going to last until the weekend?
Michael Harper : Eat sensibly and take plenty of exercise!
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Abi Harper : I've, er, got a date on Friday.
Susan Harper : Who with?
Abi Harper : With Janey.
Michael Harper : You and Janey? That managed to break about 15 taboos and still be a turn-off!
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Susan Harper : But don't you find it traumatic?
Michael Harper : Having gob-free hair?
Susan Harper : No. To think of me and one of your friends... you know, like that?
Michael Harper : It's no more gross than the thought of you and dad.
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Michael Harper : [after being given a wedgie by his bullies] Happy now?
Ben Harper : Yes, thanks.
[to Susan]
Ben Harper : Wedgie.
Susan Harper : What's a wedgie?
Ben Harper : [Slowly gives Susan a wedgie without her realising]
Susan Harper : ARGH!