My Family (TV Series)

Trust Never Sleeps (2001)

Kris Marshall: Nick Harper

Quotes 

• Nick : [entering his own house, with people coming to party]  Nice gaff.

• Susan Harper : What sort of party is it going to be?

  Ben Harper : I'll tell you what sort of party it's going to be: ear-splitting music, stains on the carpet, peeing in the shrubbery, groping in the bedrooms!

  Janey Harper : Should I be taking notes?

  Nick : Don't worry, dad. I'll keep an eye on things.

  Janey Harper : Yeah! Yeah, like you're invited!

  Nick : I know lots of boys!

  Janey Harper : Er, don't worry, dad! Nick will keep an eye on things!

• Ben Harper : So did the plumber turn up?

  Nick : No, he did not.

  Ben Harper : Mmm.

  Nick : Isn't that always the way?

  Ben Harper : Mmm.

  Nick : You take a day off and what happens.

  Ben Harper : You tell me. You're the expert.

  Nick : Oh which reminds me, I had another go at fixing your toilet.

  Ben Harper : [closing his eyes and dreading what he is about to hear]  Oh God!

  Nick : No, no, no!

  Ben Harper : [annoyed]  Nick, please don't...!

  Nick : Dad, Dad, Dad! It's all right. It's just a bit cracked.

  Ben Harper : What?

  Nick : In half. But we're getting a new one, aren't we?

  Ben Harper : [comically outraged]  You idiot!

  Nick : I knew you were going to say that.