My Family (TV Series)
The Unkindest Cut (2001)
Ronnie Fox: Bartender
Quotes
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Ben Harper : Another round for me and my pal.
Bartender : Same again?
Ben Harper : Don't know. Let me check.
[Talks to his penis]
Ben Harper : Same again? OK!
[to the barman]
Ben Harper : Yeah, same again.
Bartender : Don't you think you two have had enough?
Ben Harper : I have, but he can go on for hours!
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Susan Harper : [to Ben] Buy a girl a drink?
Man in Bar : I'll buy you a drink!
Ben Harper : Excuse me! This happens to be my wife, thank you!
Bartender : What, you're married to him?
Susan Harper : I'm afraid so.
Bartender : Well, then this one's on the house!
Ben Harper : She'll have a white wine.
Bartender : A chardonnay or zinfandel?
Susan Harper : A double scotch, please.