"My Family" The Second Greatest Story Ever Told (TV Episode 2002) - Zoë Wanamaker as Susan Harper

[about Nick]

Ben : Why did we have him?

Susan Harper : Because I didn't know that a quickie meant that you'd be that fast.
Susan Harper : Nick forgot to pick me up from my audition. I had to get a lift with the three wise men. They kept getting lost!
Susan Harper : Honestly, Ben, you have no appreciation for the arts.

Ben : I love Jackie Chan.

Susan Harper : Martial arts don't count!
Susan Harper : Honestly, Ben, I don't know why you're being such a baby about seeing the dentist.

Ben : Look, other dentists don't have my people skills and gentle touch.

Susan Harper : Other dentists don't start their check-ups with the words 'Is it safe?' So you plan to live the rest of your life in pain?

Ben : Worked for me so far.
Ben : [after Susan switches off the TV] Oi! Oi! I was watching that!

Susan Harper : I've seen it!

Ben : I haven't!

Susan Harper : Honestly, Ben, do you want to waste your life away in front of the telly or talk to me about my audition?

Ben : Who says they're mutually exclusive?
Susan Harper : Your lines sound so dated!

Director : Well, it *is* set 2,000 years ago!

Susan Harper : So is 'Jesus Christ Superstar', but it didn't stop Lloyd Webber from adding guitars!

Zoë Wanamaker: Susan Harper