My Family (TV Series)
The Second Greatest Story Ever Told (2002)
Gabriel Thomson: Michael Harper
Quotes
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[first lines]
Ben : I know a lot of you out there are thinking that periodonture can be very boring subject, but in fact I'm here to tell you that it can be ve-very, mmmm, Michael, Michael, Michael, what's a hip word for "hip"?
Michael : There is no hip word for "hip". Hip hasn't been "hip" for years.
Ben : Yo, I'm jiggy with it.
Michael : I told you to stop watching MTV.
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Michael : [Trying to get his ex-girlfriend back] She doesn't even know I'm alive.
Janey Harper : Well, first, you've got to get her to notice you.
Michael : How do you do that?
Janey Harper : Why don't you sleep with her best friend?
Michael : Her best friend is her pony.
Janey Harper : The point is you've got to make her jealous. OK? Just find a girl to pretend she likes you. Or in your case, pay her.
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Michael : Abi, would you pretend to be my girlfriend?
Abi Harper : That is disgusting!
Michael : Why? Because we're related?
Abi Harper : No, because you're a geek!