My Family (TV Series)
The Second Greatest Story Ever Told (2002)
Robert Lindsay: Ben Harper
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Ben : I know a lot of you out there are thinking that periodonture can be very boring subject, but in fact I'm here to tell you that it can be ve-very, mmmm, Michael, Michael, Michael, what's a hip word for "hip"?
Michael : There is no hip word for "hip". Hip hasn't been "hip" for years.
Ben : Yo, I'm jiggy with it.
Michael : I told you to stop watching MTV.
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[about Nick]
Ben : Why did we have him?
Susan Harper : Because I didn't know that a quickie meant that you'd be that fast.
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Susan Harper : Honestly, Ben, you have no appreciation for the arts.
Ben : I love Jackie Chan.
Susan Harper : Martial arts don't count!
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Susan Harper : Honestly, Ben, I don't know why you're being such a baby about seeing the dentist.
Ben : Look, other dentists don't have my people skills and gentle touch.
Susan Harper : Other dentists don't start their check-ups with the words 'Is it safe?' So you plan to live the rest of your life in pain?
Ben : Worked for me so far.
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Ben : [Teasing Nick, who's on his way to a job interview] What makes you think a bank will even consider you?
Nick : Well, my last job running the financial planning department of a major investment firm might qualify me.
Ben : Nick, your last job was at Pizza Hut.
Nick : Yeah, but they don't know that!
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Ben : [after Susan switches off the TV] Oi! Oi! I was watching that!
Susan Harper : I've seen it!
Ben : I haven't!
Susan Harper : Honestly, Ben, do you want to waste your life away in front of the telly or talk to me about my audition?
Ben : Who says they're mutually exclusive?