My Family (TV Series)

The Second Greatest Story Ever Told (2002)

Daniela Denby-Ashe: Janey Harper

Quotes 

• Michael : [Trying to get his ex-girlfriend back]  She doesn't even know I'm alive.

  Janey Harper : Well, first, you've got to get her to notice you.

  Michael : How do you do that?

  Janey Harper : Why don't you sleep with her best friend?

  Michael : Her best friend is her pony.

  Janey Harper : The point is you've got to make her jealous. OK? Just find a girl to pretend she likes you. Or in your case, pay her.